Apparently, she thinks I'm gross for using my laptop and pooping at the same time. It's the epitome of productivity, and she thinks I'm gross?!
I'm pretty sure it's why laptops were actually invented. Since the dawn of time, man's progress been slowed by his bowel movements. Now that we have finally overcome such a barrier, we should be allowed to do so! Free from prejudice!
Now I'm going to get off of my soapbox.
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3 comments:
And by soapbox you mean toilet?
That made me laugh.
Hell I have to concentrate on crapping to crap, you are weird.
Dad
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